Ask Me Anything

Glunniest of all Gluns Posts : 112 Join date : 2011-11-21

Another one of those I-saw-this-over-at-[forumname]-and-it-looked-fun things.

Ask me anything and I'll answer with a reasonable response.
Truth shall be given.

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What was your first word?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Anything Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:57 am

How does one resolve the following statement: "This statement is false."

*whispers* That should keep him occupied for a while... Razz

Glunniest of all Gluns Posts : 112 Join date : 2011-11-21

I can't remember, but I suspect it was 'meh'.

By ignoring it.

Next!

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if you could have an hour-long talk with any living person, who would it be?

Glunniest of all Gluns Posts : 112 Join date : 2011-11-21

The richest man on the planet who has little to no true friends. I'd attempt to soothe him and listen to his troubles, like a real friend would.

I would then continue to be his friend even once he realizes I'm after a cheap pension.

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Classy.

If you could be any animal, what would your name be?

Glunniest of all Gluns Posts : 112 Join date : 2011-11-21

'Glunnoc', a seemingly magical, small and elusive bird of prey, easily distinguishable by its unusually long feathers on its crown and tail.
Seeing one is believed to bring peace to the local area, and good fortune to the spotter.
Glunnocs are rare enough for some experts to believe there is only one specimen alive, which continually renews its life-force much like a phoenix, although without all the nasty burny stuff.
On occasion, a Glunnoc will brutally kill a human. However, the victims have upon further investigation all in some way been party to severe, ethically questionable acts.

Glunnocs appear to be attracted by common sense and the color green.

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Sorry, but I asked what your name would be, not what you'd be. Guess that works too, though.

Who was it and why?

Glunniest of all Gluns Posts : 112 Join date : 2011-11-21

John Smith's retarded uncle, because he tortured small animals and occasionally killed small children.

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What's your favorite rock?

Glunniest of all Gluns Posts : 112 Join date : 2011-11-21

Cataclasite, because it sounds silly

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What does IRONIC FREAKING MEAN?!!?

Glunniest of all Gluns Posts : 112 Join date : 2011-11-21

ironic |īˈränik|
adjective
using or characterized by irony: his mouth curved into an ironic smile.
• happening in the opposite way to what is expected, and typically causing wry amusement because of this: [ with clause ]:
it was ironic that now that everybody had plenty of money for food, they couldn't obtain it because everything was rationed.

DERIVATIVES
ironical (adjective)
ORIGIN mid 17th cent.: from French ironique or late Latin ironicus, from Greek eirōnikos ‘dissembling, feigning ignorance,’ from eirōneia (see irony1) .

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In what situation is it okay to stuff a pickle up your nose?

Glunniest of all Gluns Posts : 112 Join date : 2011-11-21

In a situation wherein you are a creature that eats via your nose, and/or you are receiving a respectable amount of money/resources for performing the act in question. Especially so if the pickle is small enough not to cause any upsetting damage.

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Favorite band/musician?

Glunniest of all Gluns Posts : 112 Join date : 2011-11-21

Not applicable, since I often like specific songs from one source and others I like not because they're either too similar or samey, or just plain bad.

A few examples of things I do like, though:

J u s t a f e w o f t h e m .

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Took me so long to realize that those were links...

Subject: Re: Ask Me Anything Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:45 am

Coren wrote:: Took me so long to realize that those were links...

Maybe change the theme so links are colored and/or underlined?

Glunniest of all Gluns Posts : 112 Join date : 2011-11-21

Yes, let's

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Blue link?

Glunniest of all Gluns Posts : 112 Join date : 2011-11-21

Indeed it is.