the server is down!

my fellow gamers, a terrible fate has landed upon us. the server that rests
in the house of perry is down. possibly do to an evil cleaning lady who likes to turn things off,
or maybe a blackout. perry, keeper of the server, is on a week long voyage and cannot tend to the
problem. my proposition is as follows:
a small party of one or lower fiercely brave and utterly undignified men or women shall contact the house of perry via telephone
and negotiate a restoration of power to the server, and thereby also restoring the balance to our world.

anyone who wouldn't feel totally stupid doing this is welcome.